Chloe: I'm so frickin jazzed today

Ruby: why?

Chloe: I got a free taco 😫
by Spicysalt November 19, 2017
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Verb: To Jazz. To forcibly evict an unwanted house guest, in the manner of the character Jazz from the fresh prince of bell air.
Will: Yo Jazz, did you see hillary last night?
Jazz: Yeah, i just finished her off, man i actually went taint deep.
Will: Fo sure, wow man,...ooh shit Uncle Phil is home.
Phil: Jazz you useless son of a bitch, i told you to never fuck my daughter again.
Jazz: I never touched her Uncle Phil, i swear, now why don't i just leave quietly.
Phil: Oh no i've jazzed you too many times only for you to come back in here like a muthafuckin boomarang,...now your fucking dead.
(Phil quickly pulls out a big fucking gun, you know the type that Dirty Harry usedthen he blows that useless bastards head clean off).
Will: Yeah Uncle Phil, that was ICE cold.
Phil: Well i always told him that i'm a bad muthafucka.

Exeunt all (whilst the fresh prince theme tune plays out)
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-When you say/do something that makes everyone speechless
-A bimbo act

-A slang commonly used in Klang Valley, Malaysia
Friend: If one is allergic to egg, is he/she also allergic to chicken?
Me: You jazzed again
by StarlightXP November 30, 2018
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When partaking In vigorous sexual intercourse a saxophone, previously being placed on the wall above the head board, falls and hits the female/male on the head therefore being jazzed.
“Last night I had sex and the girl got jazzed lol
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The past partciple of Jizz, and an alternate form of the rather unpleasant, "Jizzed".

I am Jizzing
I will Jizz
I Jazzed.
Yeah man, I jazzed on her face thrice times.
by Garwandy October 11, 2011
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A close friend who will take any male or female love interest you may have for the sake of it
Lucy completely Jazzed me at the club last night
by T00thl3ss May 13, 2018
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When someone is lying or blowing up something up bigger than what it is.
Person 1: "My one Pikachu sweeped an entire team of Mewtwo."
Person 2: "He get to jazzing it."
Person 1: "I stamp I'm not jazzing."
Person 2: "You always lying I swear you the King of Jazzing."
by H2OMudkip February 22, 2016
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